Awesome: Someone giving you $1,000.
Not Awesome: Having your heart broken.
Awesome: Getting to see your most favorite band play live.
Not Awesome: Food poisoning.
Awesome: Rainbow unicorns.
Not Awesome: Getting punched in the face.
Awesome:
My last night as a single lady out on the town!
(Preferably not wearing any clothing items decorated with male genitalia! Yay!)
Not Awesome:

See that weather?! That right there is what is going to be ruining my girls’ night out this weekend. There was more to it; words such as “hazardous” and “strong winds” and “you’ll die if you try to go out with your friends”, but I became too enraged to post them on my blog. Rather than tearing up the streets of Charm City and getting stuck in bike racks, I will instead be buried in up to 2 feet of snow.
I effing hate you, winter.
But in other news of the AWESOME variety, I have a crap-ton of awards to pick up and give out! I will try to do this in the timeliest manner possible because the Bachelorette Party Ruining Snow Storm of 2010 is supposed to start any moment and I’ll likely be sent home from work early.
Ok so this first one is the Beautiful Blogger award.

I always love receiving this one because it’s nice to be associated with things that are beautiful. This time around, I got it from THREE (3) PEOPLE! Just typing that makes me beam with happiness. So thank you from the bottom of my beautiful heart, Hutch at Be Awesome Instead, Date Girl, and Shandal of My Life in 3D!
I’m supposed to tell you 7 interesting things about me…so I’ll just go back through this post and pick some out: I love money, watching my favorite bands play, and I think rainbow unicorns are just the most. I hate food poisoning, getting my heart broken, and being punched in the face. And I REALLY hate POS snow storms that ruin my fun plans.
Now I am supposed to pass it to seven people, but I am only going to pass it to three. These are some newer friends and I love their blogs!
Carrie @ Musings From Mt. Rogo
Amber @ Random Ramblings
Stephanie @ Le Sigh of a Fashionista
Next up is also from the wonderful Hutch of Be Awesome Instead. I know we would be friends in real life, because she likes Bikram yoga too.

I don’t think there are rules, so I am going to pass this on to another new friend: Erin @ The Mother Load!
The wonderful and very newlywedded Amber of Random Ramblings also left me two awards!

The rules for this one state that I’m supposed to say where I hope that I am in 10 years. So I’ll just go with “alive”. Then I’m supposed to pass it on to ten bloggers, but for the sake of this getting immensely long, I am going to pass it to two more new friends:
Samantha @ Apple Juice and Milk
Sara @ Sara Plays House

And for this one I’m supposed to list TEN more interesting things about me, but really, if you read my blog, you know enough about me already for now. I’m also going to pass this to five new bloggy friends (mostly because I like how the word “crap” is implied in it):
Cathy @ Antsy Pants
Mayra @ Life is Bananas.
Amber @ The Cherry Journal (even though she’s not really a NEW friend, but now she’s actually blogging more!)
Daffy @ Bat Crap Crazy
Ian @ The Daily Dose of Reality
Ok. Next.

Everyone loves to hear about how much they kick ass! And you know who else kicks ass? Samantha over at Apple Juice and Milk AND Kiera of Imperfect Daisies for passing this award on to me! (I totally forgot that Kiera had given me this one until she pointed it out. I suck…MY BAD!) And I will in turn pass this to a few more kick ass new friends:
Hutch @ Be Awesome Instead
Sara @ Sara Spelled Without an H
Emma @ Pink Bliss
Pixielation @ Creative Spayce
Because of the massive snow-on-the-brain that I am apparently suffering from today, I also almost forgot that Kiera passed this award to me!

And I would like to pass this one along to these new friends…
Blue Violet @ A Nut in a Nutshell
Kristen Lisa @ Now You Know
Carma @ Carma Sez
I swear this is it…
Last but certainly not at all least is one of my favorite awards in the long and distinguished history of blog awards. And it was given to me by one of my very favorite bloggers. Thank you to the fabulous hotpants™ of Handbags and Handguns! (Check out her awesome new blog layout too!)

The rules here say that I am supposed to list 6 things that I am a master of and then pass it along to 6 bloggers that I have become friends with through the magic of the internets. The thing is that aside from being a photoshop master (ummm did you see Ally’s and my guest post over at Kallay’s?) and a master of getting stuck in bike racks, I really think I’m a work in progress in every other area of my life.
*cheese alert*
And as far as passing this along to 6 people that I have become friends with via blogging, I have met so many wonderful and friendly and funny people here that there is no way I could ever pick my favorites. So if you would like to have this award, please take it from me! Chances are good that if you have been reading my blog, you are one of the people that I would have given it to anyway.
Now I’m off to the store to buy lots of beer in preparation for not going anywhere for two days. Boohisssss.
